Stage One: SMART (Feeling mo ang talino mo sobra!)
Ito na 'yong moment na expert ka na on every subject in the known Universe. Biglang alam mo na lahat and you want to pass on your knowledge to anyone na gustong makinig. At this stage you are always RIGHT, and of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.
Stage Two: GOOD LOOKING (Ako na yata ang pinakamagandang lalaki sa mundo.)
This is when you realize na ikaw na ang pinakamaganda/pinakapogi in the entire bar at may gusto na lahat ng tao sayo. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Basta isipin mo lang na SMART ka, so that you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.
Stage Three: RICH (I can buy you and this entire bar.LOL)
Ito na 'yong moment na feeling Bill Gates or Mark Zuckerberg ka na. This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. Gusto mo ilibre lahat ng tao sa loob ng bar because you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar.
You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you win all your bets. It doesn't matter also kung talo ka kasi you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because you are now the BEST LOOKING person in the world.
You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you win all your bets. It doesn't matter also kung talo ka kasi you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because you are now the BEST LOOKING person in the world.
Stage Four: BULLET PROOF (Ako si Superman, Man of Steel 'to mga dude!)
Ito na 'yong pinaka-nakakatakot. Gusto mo ng makipag-away sa lahat ng tao especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you.
At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money. Di ka naman takot matalo kasi nasa isip mo you are SMART, you are RICH and heck, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!
At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money. Di ka naman takot matalo kasi nasa isip mo you are SMART, you are RICH and heck, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!
Stage Five: INVISIBLE (Wala akong paki, at wala kayong paki dahil nanonood lang kayo!)
This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. Dito pwede mo ng gawin lahat kasi ang alam mo di invisble ka, NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you.
You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still SMART at alam na alam mo 'yong lyrics kahit sentonado ka!
thanks for reading,
russ d'great
You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still SMART at alam na alam mo 'yong lyrics kahit sentonado ka!
thanks for reading,
russ d'great
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